A wise woman posted.....

"When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better. The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you....."

Monday, December 8, 2008

Feeding Fish is Easy....

Have you ever read the fish food container closely? If you haven't, I will point out a few important points.

1. Feeding Guide: Feed...only as much as your fish can consume in several minutes.

They need to give a more definite number instead of saying "several minutes." For instance, 1 day = 1440 minutes (several minutes); 1 week = 10,080 minutes (several minutes). I would recommend not feeding your fish as much as you think they will consume in a week's time.

From Fish


2. Cleaner and Clearer Water Guarantee.

Cleaner and clearer than what, pea soup? They need to specify what they are comparing against.

From Fish


3. If your son or daughter decides to feed the fish HALF of the container of fish food, I don't know how many "several minutes" it will take for them to consume all of it.

From Fish


4. If your son or daughter decides to feed the fish HALF of the container of fish food, the fish tank still may be cleaner and clearer than pea soup. I'll let you be the judge of that.

From Fish


I recommend you keep the fish food container "out of the reach of children," and I wish they would have printed that on the container. This is what will happen if you don't.

-Dave

7 comments:

Mamma Meg said...

Ouch! Hope they have a BIG appetite!

Abbie Ann said...

I love this.... You have got to be so careful with little boys and the things that they want to help daddy do everyday. I laughed out load when I read this because I saw the tank before you cleaned it and I know that it was well shall we say less that suitable for just about any living thing to call home. Thanks for letting me crash this weekend and for listening to me go on and on and on about my travels. I love you guys.

Anonymous said...

You are hilarious! That is funny. Hey I don't really want to leave my address on the world wide internet but if you email me at ebertemily@hotmail - I would be glad to send it to you!

Marci said...

He is so dang cute!! We need to get together!

Erin Bingham said...

Too funny! Did the fish survive?

Erin Bingham said...

Too funny! Did the fish survive?

Sharene said...

That is so funny. Man, he is getting so big!!